About Man and Woman

Ladies, do not send me your lawyers, it is just a joke and beside, it is not from me…

But I found it funny… does it mean I am an accomplice? 🙂

– A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
– A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

– A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
– A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

– A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
– A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

– To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
– To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

– Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
– Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

– A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
– A man marries a woman expecting she won’t change, but she does.

– Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

– Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

– A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

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